Charlie Hunnam Insists He’s READY for Hardcore ‘Fifty Shades’ Sex Scenes

September 9, 2013, 2:56 pm

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Charlie Hunnam was accosted on Saturday at the Sons of Anarchy premiere by reporters who were completely uninterested in motorcycles. Instead, he was asked about sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey, which he says he is ready for because of an early role on Queer as Folk, where he played the teenage boyfriend of an older man. […]

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New Harry Potter Movie Featuring None of the Original Cast Okayed by Warner Bros.

September 14, 2013, 1:54 am

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If I were you ask you if a movie set “in the Harry Potter universe” but without Ron, Harry, Hermione, Snape, the Keebler Elf, Mary Poppins, Looney Toonbad and the gingersnap twins is still a Harry Potter movie, you’d say no, right? Me too. But Warner Brothers have given the green light to an adaptation […]

Jennifer Lawrence to MILF it up in ‘East of Eden’

September 27, 2013, 1:55 pm

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In cooperation with Universal, Gary Ross will direct his Hunger Games muse (Jennifer Lawrence) in an adaptation of John Steinbeck’s 1952 novel East of Eden. Lawrence will play a mom in the latest film version, the first of course being the 1955 interpretation, one of only three movies the great and handsome James Dean starred in […]

WATCH: ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’ Extended Trailer

October 1, 2013, 5:01 pm

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My description of the new Hobbit trailer is worse than my retelling of events in Syria (“bad guys” and “boom” over and over), but Dwarves are like, DIS MINE and then the dragon is like NOPE and Bilbo puts on the ring and Gandalf rolls his eyes in disapproval because he’s tired of always being right. […]

Trailer: That Awkward Moment

October 15, 2013, 8:00 pm

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That Awkward Moment, as in, that awkward moment when Zac Efron and Miles Teller (The Spectacular Now) take viagra and can’t pee without planking over the toilet bowl, hits theaters January 31st. Also starring Michael B. Jordan and Imogen Poots, the movie seems to be about that moment when cave-dwelling manchildren fall in love get their […]

Trailer: Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

October 21, 2013, 10:47 pm

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Another Paranormal Activity movie? I need this like I need the crazy teenage boy supreme pizza acne I acquired after forgetting to take my thyroid medication. Unlike its predecessors, The Marked Ones isn’t coming out this month and is more a relative of the prior films than a direct sequel. The trailer, which does make […]

Underwear Model Jamie ‘Golden Torso’ Dornan Cast as Christian Grey

October 24, 2013, 5:45 pm

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Hey depraved ladies and spicy gay gents, we have a new Christian Grey and he’s handsome and fit and has better hair than Charlie Hunnam! If you haven’t seen Jamie Dornan‘s work as a steamy Calvin Klein Adonis as the Huntsman on Once Upon a Time or a pervy serial murderer in The Fall co-starring Gillian Anderson, take […]

Trailer: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

October 25, 2013, 8:05 pm

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It’s always really hard for me to tell if it’s Chris Evans making that confused face, or Chris Evans ACTING confused as Steve Rogers, but either way, Captain America is back in his second feature film and he’s still as annoyingly righteous as ever. “This isn’t freedom, it’s fear!” Ugh. Good thing Nick Fury and Bitch […]

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WATCH: Final ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer

October 27, 2013, 8:32 pm

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In the third and final trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, which hits theaters November 22, we see Katniss attempting to escape from the monkey island that is entirely controlled by disapproving Capital watchdogs. THE SUSPENSE, THE SUSPENSE… oh wait, I read the book.

Trailer: X-Men: Days of Future Past

October 30, 2013, 3:40 pm

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Though I think it was kind of douchey for Bryan Singer to take back the franchise he killed from Matthew Vaughn, the man who revitalized it with X Men: First Class, Days of Future Past looks promising. With the help of Picard and Gandalf’s narration, Hugh Jackman’s bare chest and Jennifer Lawrence’s tears, Singer may successfully […]

‘Hunger Games’ Stars Talk Camel Toes and Pee

November 11, 2013, 9:46 pm

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As most of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire takes place in an island environment and was filmed in Hawaii, the stars had to wear form-fitting wetsuits which they peed in on the regular. Fortunately for Jennifer Lawrence, Jenna Malone and the like, the wetsuits did not show all their ladybits ala “Oops!…I Did It Again” […]

You Ready For ‘Maleficent’? …Angelina Jolie Is

November 12, 2013, 8:27 pm

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I fear 3D-ready live-action Disney adaptations more than I love Angelina Jolie. I mean… Oz The Great and Powerful, Alice in Wonderland… why so shiny? Perhaps we can rest easy knowing Tim Burton DID NOT direct Maleficent? (We all remember a day when that sentence would have been appalling.) And speaking of shiny, look at […]

Was Brittany Murphy Poisoned? Coroner and Forensic Specialist Say NO

November 19, 2013, 8:03 pm

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The father of Brittany Murphy – the actress who made us laugh and cry in Clueless and Girl, Interrupted - is pedaling a theory that her husband were poisoned. It was said that Murphy and Simon Monjack, who died within months of each other in late 2009 and 2010, mysteriously died of “natural causes,” but a test ordered […]

5 Holiday Movies to Melt Your Cynical Heart

November 27, 2013, 12:39 pm

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Yay! Holidays are here and it’s time to tune out gluttonous relatives who only ever brag about their children’s non-existent achievements, buy things you can’t afford or keep for yourself, and eat food that will shave five years off your life and force you to buy elastic maternity pants that only come in embarrassing colors. […]

Paul Walker Dead in Valencia Car Crash

December 1, 2013, 4:04 pm

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Paul Walker, real-life motor sport enthusiast and star of The Fast and the Furious and Joy Ride, passed away Saturday after on his way home from a charity event in Valencia, California. Friend Roger Rodas, 38, was driving while Walker, 40, sat passenger in the Porsche that lost control, slammed into a tree and ignited. […]

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Olympian Tom Daley and Actress Maria Bello Casually Step of the Closet

December 2, 2013, 10:09 pm

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In totally unsurprising and then slightly surprising news, Olympic diver Tom Daley and Maria Bello (played the wife in A History of Violence and replaced Rachel Weisz in the last Mummy movie) both announced that they are in same-sex relationships this weekend. Daley – a Tumblr-favorite and teen icon in his own right – has had gay rumors swirling […]

Your New Wonder Woman Is…

December 4, 2013, 11:16 pm

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The sequel to Man of Steel is now a Superman, Batman AND Wonder Woman movie. Zack Snyder announced the news today that Israeli actress Gal Gadot would be playing the beloved female DC superhero in his next film. Gadot, a former model turned movie star thanks to the rebooted Fast & Furious, may be the sole female star of […]

Trailer: The Amazing Spider-Man 2

December 5, 2013, 10:13 pm

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Sony made their point completely rebooting Spider-Man just five years after Spider-Man 3 and we let it slide because 1) we had no choice and 2) we hoped the sequel would be better. While this trailer does make The Amazing Spider-Man 2 look better than it’s predecessor, I question if it will be better or equal to Spider-Man 1 and 2 with Tobey […]

Disney Buys Rights to [Either Save or Further Ruin] Indiana Jones

December 6, 2013, 9:24 pm

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While Disney hasn’t confirmed a release or production dates for the inevitable new Indiana Jones movie, they have officially acquired the rights from Paramount, giving them full ownership of the franchise. From Variety: Under the arrangement, Disney gains distribution and marketing rights to future films, in addition to retaining the ownership rights it secured when […]

Trailer: Godzilla

December 10, 2013, 2:03 pm

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For those looking to fill the void left by Pacific Rim, there’s a new Godzilla coming in spring of 2014. Directed by relative unknown Gareth Edwards and released by Legendary Pictures, the classic monster flick’s new teaser is narrated by a seriously ominous David Strathairn. It also stars Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Ken Watanabe, Juliette Binoche and Kickass’ Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who is […]